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| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #362 | BGE merchandise order form | 11 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #175 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 6 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #492 | CRIMBCO mug | 23 |
| #547 | CRIMBCO wine | 14 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #146 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #340 | NPZR chemistry set | 10 |
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| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
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| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
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