| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #161 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,475 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #1205 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #289 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 5 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
| #265 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 3 |
| #212 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 3 |
| #218 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 3 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #879 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #234 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #108 | amok putter | 1 |
| #71 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #13 | bazooka cozy | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #360 | corncob pipe | 3 |
| #443 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1008 | empty agua de vida bottle | 19 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #14 | fish stick cozy | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #195 | magnetic sculpture kit | 1 |
| #185 | panhandle panhandling hat | 9 |
| #164 | rusty hedge trimmers | 3 |
| #112 | rusty piece of rebar | 4 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| #2415 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #17 | scale-mail underwear | 1 |
| #14 | scimitar cozy | 1 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| #25 | sharpened hubcap | 3 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #271 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #5209 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3763 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #4052 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4483 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #4309 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6351 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4057 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #3780 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #3417 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #7048 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4148 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4954 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4254 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #26 | sushi doily | 2 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #143 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 27 |
| #132 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 17 |
| #192 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 12 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #273 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 4 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #170 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 23 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #305 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 8 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #166 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 23 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 26 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 4 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #137 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 27 |
| #188 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 12 |
| #221 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 5 |
| #112 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 32 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 13 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #184 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 23 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #105 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 33 |
| #169 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 25 |
| #206 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 20 |
| #269 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 16 |
| #173 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 23 |
| #167 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 24 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 27 |
| #214 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 19 |
| #176 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 23 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #232 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #208 | tiny plastic fire servant | 11 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #4854 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #105 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 35 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic moneybee | 33 |
| #181 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 22 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #242 | tiny plastic peacannon | 10 |
| #207 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 11 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #129 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 16 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |