| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #171 | Hollandaise helmet | 48 |
| #897 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 6 |
| #712 | disco ball | 31 |
| #580 | disco mask | 42 |
| #810 | helmet turtle | 29 |
| #1053 | old sweatpants | 37 |
| #627 | pasta spoon | 27 |
| #532 | ravioli hat | 37 |
| #780 | saucepan | 34 |
| #549 | seal-clubbing club | 48 |
| #302 | seal-skull helmet | 43 |
| #673 | stolen accordion | 40 |
| #701 | turtle totem | 38 |