| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #916 | CRIMBCO scrip | 95 |
| 🥇 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 2 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #294 | bottle of Blank-Out | 41 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |