| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #1566 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #149 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 14 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #670 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #1652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #454 | Dolphin King's crown | 10 |
| #361 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 10 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #710 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 23 |
| #254 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 15 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #653 | Wand of Nagamar | 6 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #158 | baconstone bracelet | 4 |
| #85 | baconstone earring | 2 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #3122 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #132 | chrome helmet turtle | 2 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #980 | drywall axe | 9 |
| #2069 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #207 | empty blowgun | 11 |
| #1371 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #1291 | fake fake vomit | 11 |
| #1132 | fake hand | 11 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #743 | giant discarded plastic fork | 12 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #205 | hamethyst necklace | 2 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1416 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #688 | pants of the Slug Lord | 5 |
| #1561 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1196 | rubber emo roe | 14 |
| #84 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #1524 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #1254 | whoopie cushion | 12 |
| #1613 | wind-up chattering teeth | 5 |
| #1278 | yellow snowcone | 13 |