| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #514 | Microplushie: Bropane | 16 |
| #563 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4 |
| #334 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 14 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 31 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 10 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 20 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #1256 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #400 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 11 |
| #424 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 6 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #283 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 15 |
| #413 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 6 |
| #464 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 9 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 12 |
| #421 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 10 |
| #402 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 6 |
| #490 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 9 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #367 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 7 |
| #432 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 10 |
| #444 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 10 |
| #389 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 11 |
| #272 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 16 |
| #401 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 11 |
| #526 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 8 |
| #543 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 8 |
| #336 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 13 |
| #483 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 9 |
| #667 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 6 |
| #235 | tiny plastic fire servant | 10 |
| #438 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 10 |
| #354 | tiny plastic moneybee | 12 |
| #613 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 7 |
| #358 | tiny plastic peacannon | 7 |
| #207 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 11 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 9 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |