| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #24 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 33 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #737 | blue plasma ball | 10 |
| #21 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 33 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #847 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #286 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #700 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #856 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #405 | mugcake | 4 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #2057 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2060 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #664 | stuffed can of asparagus | 4 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1020 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #7011 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #578 | stuffed martini | 14 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2258 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #200 | stuffed monocle | 184 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2305 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #2154 | stuffed tin of caviar | 10 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #286 | stuffed zmobie | 4 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #73 | walrus ice cream | 2 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #645 | worthless knick-knack | 5 |