| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #32 | awful poetry journal | 11,456 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #413 | doll house | 12 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #46 | furry skirt | 2 |
| #22 | hippopotamus skirt | 4 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #261 | loaded serum blowgun | 15 |
| #858 | mafia aria | 18 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #284 | stuffed doppelshifter | 52 |
| #621 | teddy bear | 10 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #25 | time sword | 2 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #27 | yakskin skirt | 3 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |