| #239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #137 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 6 |
| #289 | BGE merchandise order form | 14 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #254 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #164 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #175 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #155 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #409 | CRIMBCO mug | 31 |
| #249 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,490 |
| #355 | CRIMBCO wine | 21 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #130 | bone chips | 153 |
| #7456 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1475 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #100 | ginormous pumpkin | 3 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #70 | huge pumpkin | 6 |
| #86 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #91 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #107 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #546 | quantum taco | 11 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #86 | tobiko marble soda | 1 |
| #90 | tobiko pocky | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #96 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
| #102 | wasabi pocky | 1 |
| #109 | wasabi-infused sake | 1 |