| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #247 | BGE merchandise order form | 17 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1001 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #340 | NPZR chemistry set | 10 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #213 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #171 | bone chips | 113 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #247 | brine | 77 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #186 | dill | 174 |
| #275 | ghost cucumber | 150 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #458 | quantum taco | 20 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #230 | vinegar | 161 |