| #242 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #246 | BGE merchandise order form | 17 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #164 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #175 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #155 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1006 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #1155 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #340 | NPZR chemistry set | 10 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #215 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #170 | bone chips | 113 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #247 | brine | 77 |
| #352 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1216 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1425 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1222 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #186 | dill | 174 |
| #275 | ghost cucumber | 150 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #459 | quantum taco | 20 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #657 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #230 | vinegar | 161 |