| #43 | 1,970 carat gold | 68 |
| #571 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #446 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #93 | Instant Karma | 126 |
| #22 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #28 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #102 | Twelve Night Energy | 4 |
| #34 | Uncle Buck | 4 |
| #9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #7 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 2 |
| #14 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #66 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #21 | beautiful rainbow | 11 |
| #26 | blood-drive sticker | 8 |
| #34 | blue tulip | 17 |
| #32 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 7 |
| #58 | bottled day | 4 |
| #44 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #118 | choco-Crimbot | 14 |
| #123 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #73 | dirty rigging rope | 1 |
| #29 | electric Kool-Aid | 5 |
| #31 | emergency margarita | 6 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #26 | epic cluster | 1 |
| #219 | epic wad | 2 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #112 | ninja rope | 1 |
| #417 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #76 | perl necklace | 5 |
| #546 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #38 | red tulip | 11 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #78 | ruby on canes | 5 |
| #47 | sausage without a cause | 4 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #79 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #25 | vintage smart drink | 10 |
| #52 | weird gazelle steak | 4 |
| #33 | white tulip | 18 |