| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #5943 | badass belt | 3 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2081 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |