| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |