FrizzledMeetsHedgehog

RankItemQuantity
#449Mad Train wine220
#565baggie of powdered sugar24
#257bum cheek81
#109dented harmonica35
#233dirty hobo gloves113
#13eXtreme meat crossbow36
#346moxie weed62
#48office-supply crossbow5
#285tiny balloon knife2
#186tiny fly glasses1
#2848tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#2810tiny plastic Black Knight2
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2055tiny plastic Felonia2
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#2811tiny plastic anime smiley2
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#2768tiny plastic demoninja2
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1

Wow, that's 627 items total!

what items are this player missing?