| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #330 | accidental cider | 3 |
| #457 | ancient frozen dinner | 3 |
| #406 | antique packet of ketchup | 2 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #195 | bean burrito | 3 |
| #469 | black & tan | 2 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #797 | bloody beer | 3 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #405 | bottle of popskull | 4 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1039 | bottle of vodka | 3 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #289 | dire fudgesicle | 4 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #623 | flute of flat champagne | 4 |
| #263 | guano coffee cup | 9 |
| #435 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 3 |
| #576 | razor-sharp can lid | 12 |
| #434 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 16 |
| #467 | snowboarder pants | 5 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #550 | stalk of asparagus | 7 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #723 | windchimes | 2 |
| #1396 | yeti fur | 6 |