| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1422 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #327 | accidental cider | 3 |
| #455 | ancient frozen dinner | 3 |
| #405 | antique packet of ketchup | 2 |
| #883 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #195 | bean burrito | 3 |
| #468 | black & tan | 2 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #793 | bloody beer | 3 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #407 | bottle of popskull | 4 |
| #341 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1041 | bottle of vodka | 3 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #287 | dire fudgesicle | 4 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #621 | flute of flat champagne | 4 |
| #263 | guano coffee cup | 9 |
| #435 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 3 |
| #574 | razor-sharp can lid | 12 |
| #434 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 16 |
| #466 | snowboarder pants | 5 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #551 | stalk of asparagus | 7 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #721 | windchimes | 2 |
| #1396 | yeti fur | 6 |