| #575 | Imp Ale | 216 |
| #532 | Microplushie: Bropane | 15 |
| #533 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #672 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 6 |
| #725 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 7 |
| #353 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #743 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 3 |
| #620 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 12 |
| #498 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 11 |
| #637 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 8 |
| 🥉 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 45,676 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #71 | Ram's Face Lager | 1,313 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #106 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #249 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 957 |
| #45 | ice-cold Willer | 2,379 |
| #110 | ice-cold fotie | 681 |
| #435 | ice-cold six-pack | 18 |
| #23 | packet of beer nuts | 35 |
| #8 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 7,801 |
| #67 | tiny black hole | 3 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 18 |
| #458 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 15 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #279 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 14 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #842 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #505 | tiny plastic Hellion | 14 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #382 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 11 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #590 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 12 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 13 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 14 |
| #932 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #764 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 8 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #930 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 11 |
| #471 | tiny plastic astronomer | 15 |
| #805 | tiny plastic beanbat | 9 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #646 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 11 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #657 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 7 |
| #653 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 11 |
| #643 | tiny plastic demoninja | 11 |
| #672 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #659 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 11 |
| #540 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 13 |
| #456 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 15 |
| #628 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 11 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #752 | tiny plastic goth giant | 10 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #295 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 22 |
| #812 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #536 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 14 |
| #691 | tiny plastic scary clown | 11 |
| #724 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #671 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 11 |
| #826 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 9 |
| #967 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #505 | tiny plastic taco cat | 14 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #810 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 9 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #930 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #722 | tiny plastic warwelf | 10 |
| #831 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 9 |
| #453 | tiny plastic zmobie | 15 |
| #10 | titanium assault umbrella | 2,865 |
| #64 | white lightning | 389 |