| #571 | Imp Ale | 216 |
| #527 | Microplushie: Bropane | 15 |
| #528 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #669 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 6 |
| #722 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 7 |
| #352 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #739 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 3 |
| #615 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 12 |
| #494 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 11 |
| #633 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 8 |
| 🥉 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 45,676 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #71 | Ram's Face Lager | 1,313 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #249 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 957 |
| #47 | ice-cold Willer | 2,379 |
| #109 | ice-cold fotie | 681 |
| #432 | ice-cold six-pack | 18 |
| #23 | packet of beer nuts | 35 |
| #8 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 7,801 |
| #66 | tiny black hole | 3 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 18 |
| #457 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 15 |
| #509 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #278 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 14 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #840 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #505 | tiny plastic Hellion | 14 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 11 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #588 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 12 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 13 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 14 |
| #930 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #763 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 8 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #928 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 11 |
| #471 | tiny plastic astronomer | 15 |
| #804 | tiny plastic beanbat | 9 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #644 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 11 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #656 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 7 |
| #652 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 11 |
| #642 | tiny plastic demoninja | 11 |
| #671 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #657 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 11 |
| #538 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 13 |
| #456 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 15 |
| #627 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 11 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #752 | tiny plastic goth giant | 10 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #295 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 22 |
| #811 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #537 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 14 |
| #690 | tiny plastic scary clown | 11 |
| #720 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #669 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 11 |
| #822 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 9 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #504 | tiny plastic taco cat | 14 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #809 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 9 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #721 | tiny plastic warwelf | 10 |
| #829 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 9 |
| #453 | tiny plastic zmobie | 15 |
| #9 | titanium assault umbrella | 2,865 |
| #64 | white lightning | 389 |