| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #62 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #67 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #63 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #59 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #16 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6,459 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #131 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #619 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 21 |
| #315 | M-242 | 28 |
| #591 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 38 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
| #262 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 3 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #654 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #895 | astral mushroom | 4 |
| #1662 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #104 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #907 | bottle of tequila | 8 |
| #115 | brass gear | 35 |
| #201 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #6 | candy UFOs | 135 |
| #645 | cheap studded belt | 12 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #116 | cup of hickory chicory | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #252 | elven hardtack | 5 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #217 | elven squeeze | 12 |
| #1079 | empty agua de vida bottle | 10 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #768 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #657 | flavored foot massage oil | 12 |
| #624 | foam dart | 16 |
| 🥇 | folder (smiley face) | 278 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #82 | giant safety pin | 17 |
| #128 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #53 | jar full of wind | 22 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #907 | lemon | 9 |
| #683 | lihc eye | 8 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #195 | magnetic sculpture kit | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #133 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 10 |
| #899 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #521 | peanut brittle shield | 3 |
| #775 | personalized coffee mug | 17 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #199 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #499 | red-and-green sweater | 3 |
| #72 | resolution: be stronger | 80 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1851 | roll of toilet paper | 6 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5727 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #142 | sugar shard | 26 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #391 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 4 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #138 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 4 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #387 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 8 |
| #113 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 4 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #211 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 8 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #128 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 10 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #192 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 8 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 5 |
| #538 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #793 | useless powder | 87 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |