| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #634 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 16 |
| #647 | Knob Goblin pants | 8 |
| #687 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 6 |
| #867 | Knob Goblin tongs | 3 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #758 | baseball | 2 |
| #822 | bat guano | 2 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1008 | batgut | 3 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #598 | chef's hat | 9 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #439 | fuzzbump | 3 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1355 | loose teeth | 2 |
| #300 | magicalness-in-a-can | 13 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #649 | moxie weed | 10 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #26 | psychedelic bubble wand | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1483 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #922 | seal-skull helmet | 2 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1041 | spooky stick | 2 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #726 | viking helmet | 5 |
| #1030 | wad of dough | 2 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |