| #624 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 6 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,145 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #296 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 7 |
| #191 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #101 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 5 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
| #339 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 5 |
| #146 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 3 |
| #295 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 7 |
| #129 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 3 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 3 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 4 |
| #264 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 9 |
| #372 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 3 |
| #106 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 5 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #949 | Go-Wassail | 3 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #981 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #776 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 2 |
| #760 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 2 |
| #705 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 7 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #121 | banana supersucker | 5 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #289 | black sword | 9 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #227 | chakra sludge | 2 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #507 | colorful plastic ball | 10 |
| #269 | frigid fudgepuck | 13 |
| #364 | fudge lily | 13 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #516 | fudgecule | 1,532 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #231 | high-energy mining laser | 3 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #770 | jerky coins | 11 |
| #820 | kumquartz | 2 |
| #78 | kumquat supersucker | 12 |
| #752 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #104 | lime supersucker | 7 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #283 | marshmallow | 96 |
| #250 | negative lump | 49 |
| #925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #181 | open sauce | 2 |
| #226 | party hat | 12 |
| #94 | pear supersucker | 7 |
| #94 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #248 | pog #01 (spider) | 4 |
| #133 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 8 |
| #147 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 7 |
| #131 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 8 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #89 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 11 |
| #132 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 8 |
| #135 | pog #08 (hellion) | 8 |
| #117 | pog #09 (pirate) | 10 |
| #328 | pog #10 (hobo) | 3 |
| #178 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 6 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #384 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #1022 | roasted marshmallow | 10 |
| #174 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 7 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #127 | strawberry supersucker | 4 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #54 | sucker hakama | 3 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #716 | sucker scaffold | 2 |
| #53 | sucker tachi | 3 |
| #325 | superheated fudge | 11 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #143 | warbear battery | 20 |
| #72 | warbear bearserker mead | 9 |
| #29 | warbear bearserker potion | 54 |
| #135 | warbear feasting bread | 4 |
| #54 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 23 |
| #88 | warbear liquid overcoat | 24 |
| #51 | warbear wardance potion | 39 |
| #104 | warbear warrior bread | 2 |
| #275 | warbear whosit | 500 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |