| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #106 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #690 | CRIMBCO mug | 15 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #516 | CRIMBCO wine | 15 |
| #2128 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #294 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 21 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #326 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
| #423 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #243 | bath ball gift set | 20 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #189 | bottle of Blank-Out | 84 |
| #352 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #118 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #1478 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1658 | herringcello | 8 |
| #265 | motivational poster | 15 |
| #674 | paperclip | 33 |
| #408 | portable photocopier | 16 |
| #208 | slow jam collection | 21 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |