| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #9 | Go-Wassail | 3,978 |
| #122 | NPZR chemistry set | 50 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #19 | ammonite fossil | 332 |
| #29 | bag of bones | 22 |
| #24 | bananagate | 165 |
| #14 | belemnite fossil | 377 |
| #37 | cinnamon troll doll | 2 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #539 | frigid fudgepuck | 3 |
| #24 | fudge pocket square | 3 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #141 | handful of honey | 73 |
| #22 | hideous egg | 67 |
| #31 | jerky coins | 831 |
| #27 | kumquartz | 171 |
| #20 | lollipop cufflinks | 3 |
| #95 | lollipop stick | 817 |
| #103 | pack of pogs | 175 |
| #53 | pearidot | 104 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #209 | squirming egg sac | 71 |
| #37 | strawberyl | 126 |
| #5 | sucker scaffold | 1,178 |
| #717 | tofurkey gravy | 12 |
| #699 | tofurkey leg | 12 |
| #87 | tourmalime | 71 |
| #22 | trilobite fossil | 253 |