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| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #452 | Knob Goblin steroids | 14 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
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| #45 | acoustic guitarrr | 106 |
| #273 | astral mushroom | 42 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #189 | bellhop bell | 2 |
| #63 | big bass drum | 50 |
| #317 | bit-o-cactus | 10 |
| #149 | black kettle drum | 8 |
| #158 | bone flute | 11 |
| #130 | bone rattle | 20 |
| #22 | bottle of extra-strength melodramamine | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #57 | bottle of melodramamine | 2 |
| #332 | broken skull | 57 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #75 | charming flute | 13 |
| #35 | chiptune guitar | 2 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #35 | dented harmonica | 125 |
| #506 | didgeridooka | 2 |
| #21 | disease | 2,717 |
| #114 | displaced fish | 86 |
| #281 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
| #11 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 319 |
| #92 | dried face | 60 |
| #75 | drum machine | 137 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #71 | fat bottom quark | 30 |
| #1115 | filthy lucre | 20 |
| #37 | finger cymbals | 49 |
| #107 | frozen Mob Penguin | 23 |
| #14 | funky dried mushroom | 870 |
| #273 | gob of wet hair | 66 |
| #68 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #10 | grass whistle | 21 |
| #326 | guitar pick | 9 |
| #85 | half-rotten brain | 12 |
| #113 | half-sized guitar | 10 |
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| #238 | herb brownies | 134 |
| #48 | hippy bongo | 54 |
| #558 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #5 | infernal fife | 2,320 |
| #132 | inflatable duck | 13 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #15 | knob bugle | 146 |
| #329 | llama lama gong | 3 |
| #33 | magic whistle | 158 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #137 | mother's little helper | 49 |
| #183 | not-a-pipe | 2 |
| #268 | ocarina of space | 7 |
| #106 | out-of-tune biwa | 3 |
| #156 | patent antipsychotics | 4 |
| #233 | plastic guitar | 8 |
| #33 | plump juicy grub | 334 |
| #149 | possessed tomato | 3 |
| #100 | poultrygeist | 9 |
| #331 | rave whistle | 6 |
| #338 | roboduck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #25 | shingle | 446 |
| #717 | stolen accordion | 35 |
| #202 | stone banjo | 2 |
| 🥇 | syncopated turtle | 129 |
| #242 | tambourine | 2 |
| #197 | tambourine bells | 42 |
| #7 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 54 |
| #48 | tequila with training wheels | 38 |
| #168 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 157 |
| #58 | unstable quark | 20 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #53 | wang | 121 |
| #348 | water pipe bomb | 117 |
| #225 | windchimes | 48 |
| #206 | world's smallest violin | 2 |