| #526 | Amulet of Yendor | 38 |
| #685 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #320 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 152 |
| #114 | Mae West with a fly in it | 3 |
| #377 | Microplushie: Bropane | 26 |
| #338 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 10 |
| #434 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 9 |
| #406 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 5 |
| #418 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 17 |
| #447 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 21 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #343 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 16 |
| #441 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 25 |
| #548 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 9 |
| #449 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 17 |
| #483 | Red Rover BB gun | 5 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #610 | bag of airline peanuts | 48 |
| #354 | bejeweled cufflinks | 12 |
| #274 | black candy heart | 41 |
| #333 | black-and-blue light | 159 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #342 | blue plasma ball | 152 |
| #90 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #1852 | brick | 6 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #325 | cheap studded belt | 139 |
| #658 | clown hammer | 40 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #304 | cymbal syrup | 32 |
| #588 | defective skull | 34 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #1148 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #499 | encoder ring | 31 |
| #770 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 32 |
| #726 | fake fake vomit | 40 |
| #709 | fake hand | 34 |
| #322 | fancy opera glasses | 13 |
| #289 | flavored foot massage oil | 168 |
| #373 | foam dart | 107 |
| #323 | garish pinky ring | 14 |
| #337 | giant designer sunglasses | 13 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #590 | jazz soap | 49 |
| #746 | joybuzzer | 36 |
| #825 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 30 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #290 | mood ring | 37 |
| #574 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #206 | personal massager | 149 |
| #401 | personalized coffee mug | 151 |
| #672 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 33 |
| #728 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 38 |
| #153 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 2 |
| #549 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #985 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 8 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1019 | rubber emo roe | 22 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #310 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 148 |
| #742 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 59 |
| #1777 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
| #2142 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #806 | stuffed Meat | 58 |
| #1856 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #1618 | stuffed astral badger | 32 |
| #2338 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1896 | stuffed cocoabo | 26 |
| #2589 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2286 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1811 | stuffed hand turkey | 29 |
| #501 | stuffed key | 117 |
| #1917 | stuffed mind flayer | 27 |
| #906 | stuffed mink | 51 |
| #851 | stuffed monocle | 54 |
| #1856 | stuffed scary death orb | 28 |
| #1607 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1379 | stuffed snowy owl | 36 |
| #2278 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2063 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1039 | stuffed teddy butler | 43 |
| #839 | stuffed tin of caviar | 56 |
| #612 | stuffed treasure chest | 95 |
| #1898 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 27 |
| #101 | tangarita with a fly in it | 3 |
| #764 | whoopie cushion | 39 |
| #879 | wind-up chattering teeth | 30 |
| #559 | x-ray specs | 33 |
| #745 | yellow snowcone | 43 |