| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #18 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 4 |
| #19 | Crimbow Rainbo | 5 |
| 🥈 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 17 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 280 |
| 🥉 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 16 |
| #108 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #155 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 13 |
| #4 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 22 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 22 |
| 🥉 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 220 |
| #18 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 3 |
| #4 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 12,402 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 245 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 21 |
| #12 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 50 |
| #17 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 5 |
| 🥈 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 32 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 3 |
| #42 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 4 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| 🥉 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 241 |
| #6 | Dark Jill-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #17 | Elf Army machine parts | 149 |
| #15 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 6 |
| #24 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 6 |
| #10 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 7 |
| #298 | Elf Guard MPC | 7 |
| #8 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 5 |
| #8 | Elf Guard broom | 4 |
| #9 | Elf Guard clipboard | 5 |
| #73 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 2 |
| #26 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 21 |
| #9 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 6 |
| #5 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 10 |
| #108 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #39 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 3 |
| #53 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 3 |
| #71 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 2 |
| #72 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #83 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #34 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 19 |
| #14 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 4 |
| #18 | Elf Guard safety bear | 7 |
| #51 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #18 | Elf Guard strategic map | 5 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 5 |
| #7 | Elvish underarmor | 6 |
| #7 | Jamaican coffee | 70 |
| #62 | Kelflar vest | 2 |
| #21 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 10 |
| #21 | My First Paycheck envelope | 3 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #27 | Swedish coffee | 9 |
| #8 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 11 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #26 | Trainbot harness | 3 |
| #35 | Trainbot luggage hook | 3 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #12 | alphabet gum | 350 |
| #5 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 7 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #11 | autumn years wisdom | 350 |
| #11 | baby rigging snake | 7 |
| #41 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #123 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #5 | brown pirate pants | 11 |
| #4 | candied lime | 51 |
| #111 | candy cane | 350 |
| #11 | cannonbomb | 56 |
| #51 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #34 | chest of "pirate gold" | 2 |
| #44 | corned beet | 7 |
| #40 | eyepatch | 350 |
| #18 | filled mosquito | 350 |
| #13 | flask of egggrog | 32 |
| 🥈 | free boots | 21 |
| #7 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 51 |
| #34 | gingerbread nylons | 21 |
| #10 | gingerbread pirate | 51 |
| #22 | grog nuts | 27 |
| #11 | groggipop | 18 |
| 🥉 | gunwale | 11 |
| #4 | gunwale whalegun | 2 |
| 🥇 | holy bomb, batman | 4,898 |
| #15 | hot wine | 18 |
| #17 | lost elf luggage | 506 |
| #16 | massive wrench | 5 |
| #41 | military-grade peppermint oil | 16 |
| #7 | mulled wine | 24 |
| #19 | officer's nog | 63 |
| #31 | old-school pirate grog | 11 |
| #11 | pegfinger | 34 |
| #83 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #40 | peppermint tack | 26 |
| #40 | pet anchor | 6 |
| #14 | pickled bread | 10 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #18 | pirate encryption key alpha | 4 |
| #20 | pirate encryption key bravo | 4 |
| #18 | pirate encryption key charlie | 4 |
| #22 | pirate encryption key delta | 4 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #47 | portable steam unit | 3 |
| #5 | prank Crimbo card | 61 |
| #10 | punching mirror | 5 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #32 | red and white claret | 14 |
| #9 | red white and blue claret | 7 |
| #42 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #21 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 34 |
| #14 | salted mutton | 10 |
| #45 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 6 |
| #23 | scroll of minor invulnerability | 350 |
| #12 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 5 |
| #18 | shipwright's hammer | 25 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #9 | stuffed kraken | 36 |
| #7 | subscription cocoa dispenser | 1 |
| #25 | sugarplum ration | 25 |
| #40 | sundae ration | 18 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #9 | trick coin | 34 |
| #5 | wet tack | 12 |
| #32 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 25 |
| #12 | whalecake | 10 |
| #17 | whalegun | 3 |
| #16 | whalesteak | 49 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #12 | yule grog | 6 |