| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #79 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #21 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 2 |
| #43 | Brandonian footlocker key | 43 |
| #25 | Christmas ham | 6 |
| #103 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #17 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 4 |
| #7 | Congressional Medal of Insanity | 1 |
| #37 | Covert Ops for Kids | 4 |
| #19 | Crimbow Rainbo | 5 |
| 🥈 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 17 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 280 |
| 🥉 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 16 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 13 |
| #4 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 22 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 22 |
| 🥉 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 220 |
| #17 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 3 |
| #4 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 12,402 |
| #64 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 245 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 21 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 50 |
| #17 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 5 |
| 🥉 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 32 |
| #10 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 3 |
| #42 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 4 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| 🥉 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 241 |
| #6 | Dark Jill-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #72 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #17 | Easter eggnog | 8 |
| #30 | Easter grasshopper | 3 |
| #17 | Elf Army machine parts | 149 |
| #15 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 6 |
| #27 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 6 |
| #11 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 7 |
| #329 | Elf Guard MPC | 7 |
| #9 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 5 |
| #9 | Elf Guard broom | 4 |
| #11 | Elf Guard clipboard | 5 |
| #74 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 2 |
| #25 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 21 |
| #9 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 6 |
| #5 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 10 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #39 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 3 |
| #53 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 3 |
| #74 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 2 |
| #75 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #39 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 19 |
| #14 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 4 |
| #20 | Elf Guard safety bear | 7 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #18 | Elf Guard strategic map | 5 |
| #84 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 5 |
| #7 | Elvish underarmor | 6 |
| #70 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| #50 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 2 |
| #29 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 4 |
| #21 | Irish eggnog | 9 |
| #8 | Jamaican coffee | 70 |
| #66 | Kelflar vest | 2 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| #47 | LIDAR candle | 64 |
| #20 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 10 |
| #31 | McHugeLarge deluxe ski set | 2 |
| #22 | My First Paycheck envelope | 3 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #11 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 11 |
| #29 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 2 |
| #61 | Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque | 1 |
| #46 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 2 |
| #169 | Spirit of Christmas | 6 |
| #173 | Spirit of Easter | 5 |
| #183 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 5 |
| #156 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 7 |
| #167 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 5 |
| #27 | Swedish coffee | 9 |
| #61 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #8 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 11 |
| #86 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #52 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 2 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #47 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 2 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #43 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| #26 | Trainbot harness | 3 |
| #36 | Trainbot luggage hook | 3 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #13 | alphabet gum | 350 |
| #5 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 7 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #11 | autumn years wisdom | 350 |
| #82 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #11 | baby rigging snake | 7 |
| #42 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #129 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #8 | box of bear arms | 3 |
| #38 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 2 |
| #80 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #67 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 1 |
| #76 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #70 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| #5 | brown pirate pants | 11 |
| #21 | candied beef and cabbage | 5 |
| #5 | candied lime | 51 |
| #110 | candy cane | 350 |
| #15 | candy egg deviler | 4 |
| #27 | candy rations | 5 |
| #11 | cannonbomb | 56 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #21 | canteen of jungle juice | 10 |
| #36 | chest of "pirate gold" | 2 |
| #30 | chocolate ostrich egg | 4 |
| #7 | clan underground fireworks shop | 1 |
| #7 | clovermint | 7 |
| #37 | coney haunch | 168 |
| #46 | corned beet | 7 |
| #15 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 2 |
| #66 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 15 |
| #81 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #29 | dark chocolate egg | 158 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #48 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #10 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 10 |
| #35 | double-candied yams | 3 |
| #36 | egg gun | 1 |
| #41 | eyepatch | 350 |
| #18 | filled mosquito | 350 |
| #15 | flask of egggrog | 32 |
| #26 | four-leaf potato sprout | 135 |
| 🥉 | fragile Christmas ornament | 561 |
| 🥈 | free boots | 21 |
| #7 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 51 |
| #38 | gingerbread nylons | 21 |
| #10 | gingerbread pirate | 51 |
| #6 | gravy skin | 323 |
| #4 | gravyskin buckler | 2 |
| #5 | gravyskin hat | 2 |
| #4 | gravyskin pants | 2 |
| #5 | gravyskin skirt | 2 |
| #36 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #22 | grog nuts | 27 |
| #11 | groggipop | 18 |
| 🥉 | gunwale | 11 |
| #4 | gunwale whalegun | 2 |
| #30 | half-digested rat | 172 |
| #105 | hard cocoa | 4 |
| #27 | holiday smorgasbord | 3 |
| #26 | holiday trip around the world | 3 |
| 🥇 | holy bomb, batman | 4,965 |
| #16 | hot wine | 18 |
| #73 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #18 | lost elf luggage | 506 |
| #27 | lucky army helmet | 1 |
| #27 | lucky moai statuette | 3 |
| #23 | lucky napkin | 3 |
| #15 | massive wrench | 5 |
| #43 | mechanically-mulled cider | 2 |
| 🥇 | military orb | 471 |
| #42 | military-grade peppermint oil | 16 |
| #56 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #17 | moai toai | 386 |
| #7 | mulled wine | 24 |
| #28 | nylon Christmas stockings | 1 |
| #19 | officer's nog | 63 |
| #32 | old-school pirate grog | 11 |
| #66 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #32 | peace turkey outline | 2 |
| #11 | pegfinger | 34 |
| #85 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #9 | peppermint pegleg | 12 |
| #41 | peppermint tack | 26 |
| #17 | perfect Christmas scarf | 2 |
| #41 | pet anchor | 6 |
| #15 | pickled bread | 10 |
| #25 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #19 | pirate encryption key alpha | 4 |
| #23 | pirate encryption key bravo | 4 |
| #17 | pirate encryption key charlie | 4 |
| #22 | pirate encryption key delta | 4 |
| #43 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #46 | portable steam unit | 3 |
| #22 | potted tea tree | 1 |
| #6 | prank Crimbo card | 61 |
| #11 | proto-proto-protozoa | 1 |
| #11 | punching mirror | 5 |
| #7 | ragged wool yarn | 674 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #32 | red and white claret | 14 |
| #9 | red white and blue claret | 7 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #38 | room scale green bean casserole | 60 |
| #22 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 34 |
| #89 | salmagumdi | 5 |
| #15 | salted mutton | 10 |
| #47 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 6 |
| #24 | scroll of minor invulnerability | 350 |
| #13 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 5 |
| #21 | shipwright's hammer | 25 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #9 | stuffed kraken | 37 |
| #8 | subscription cocoa dispenser | 1 |
| #30 | sugarplum ration | 25 |
| #42 | sundae ration | 18 |
| #43 | tattoo of two turkeys | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| 🥇 | traumatic holiday memory | 438 |
| #10 | trick coin | 34 |
| #40 | turchucken | 3 |
| #33 | unevolved organism | 1 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #55 | untorn tearaway pants package | 1 |
| #5 | wet tack | 12 |
| #34 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 25 |
| #12 | whalecake | 10 |
| #18 | whalegun | 3 |
| #17 | whalesteak | 49 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #82 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #12 | yule grog | 6 |