Plaidhatted

RankItemQuantity
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#388Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook3
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#839Microplushie: Bropane3
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#749Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid2
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#774Microplushie: Gothochondria4
#790Microplushie: Hippylase5
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#781Microplushie: Otakulone5
#835Microplushie: Raverdrine2
#961Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#175Prelude of Precision1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#945Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#191bottled day1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#4plaid bandage133
🥇plaid cowboy hat973
#14plaid pocket square4
#6plaid swatch305
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#955tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#380tiny die-cast Don Crimbo2
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#186tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg3
#125tiny die-cast blade a-spinning4
#336tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree2
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#111tiny die-cast goose a-laying4
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#318tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#670tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear6
#607tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type4
#708tiny plastic Beebee King3
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#694tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel3
#521tiny plastic Father McGruber8
#852tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist4
#214tiny plastic Lord Flameface5
#955tiny plastic Norville Rogers3
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#545tiny plastic Scott the Miner8
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#476tiny plastic angry space marine9
#1097tiny plastic batbugbear2
#742tiny plastic bee swarm5
#1129tiny plastic beebee gunners2
#1121tiny plastic beebee queue2
#674tiny plastic black ops bugbear6
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#1130tiny plastic bugaboo2
#963tiny plastic buzzerker3
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#750tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear5
#545tiny plastic moneybee8
#1111tiny plastic mumblebee2
#589tiny plastic peacannon4
#574tiny plastic spiderbugbear4
#864tiny plastic the Free Man2

Wow, that's 1,617 items total!

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