Doug Dancer

RankItemQuantity
#96Crimbo stocking1
#848Time Juice7
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#375Wand of Nagamar14
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#385black paisley oyster egg13
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#112can of fake snow3
#212colored-light "necklace"2
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#475lavender polka-dot oyster egg6
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#42phonics down3,232
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#1070puce plastic oyster egg3
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1057puce striped oyster egg2
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#65tiny house5,000
#3994tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4841tiny plastic angry goat3
#4862tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#3938tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#3948tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#3317tiny plastic cocoabo5
#2832tiny plastic coffee pixie6
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#2881tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick6
#4809tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#3306tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#4794tiny plastic killer bee3
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3975tiny plastic mosquito4
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4797tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3367tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#2514tiny plastic stab bat7
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1375tiny plastic turtle tamer4
#193tree skirt2
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#38yellow traffic cone1

Wow, that's 8,402 items total!

what items are this player missing?