| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #364 | baconstone | 22 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #205 | hamethyst | 36 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #230 | porquoise | 30 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #37 | solid gold pegleg | 325 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1777 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
| #2311 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
| #1856 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #2160 | stuffed astral badger | 23 |
| #2080 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2043 | stuffed cocoabo | 24 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1486 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 35 |
| #2788 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #1987 | stuffed scary death orb | 26 |
| #3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2582 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #2555 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2063 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #3561 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |