smALLpox cHAMpion

RankItemQuantity
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#209Inndya trading card1
#1206Instant Karma1
#2360Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#502bag of bones1
#88berry-infused sake1
#242boilermaker1
#301bone aperitif1
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#334bottle of Ooze-O1
#3681bottle of goofballs3
#6714box of sunshine2
#110bronze handcuffs1
#466bungle in the jungle1
#874chaos butterfly65
🥇detour shield1
#386disembodied brain8
#642ga-ga radio1
#2518handful of confetti11
#278heavy D350
#729hypodermic needle1
#41jingle bell1
#1514obsidian dagger9
#98old school flying disc5
#281original G350
#1682passable elf mask1
#202pixellated moneybag2
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#231red wagon1
#1705sandwich of the gods2
#318sinister altar fragment1
#35slime-covered speargun1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#6980stuffed angry cow3
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#7877stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#7885stuffed scary death orb2
#3417stuffed shoulder parrot3
#7841stuffed sleazy gravy fairy2
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#2810tiny plastic Black Knight2
#2067tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#777tiny plastic Boss Bat6
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#1752tiny plastic G Imp4
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2163tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester3
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#2163tiny plastic Iiti Kitty3
#1491tiny plastic Knob Goblin King3
#2195tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter3
#1473tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl5
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#2793tiny plastic Knott Yeti2
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#2121tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#2744tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#2150tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#2759tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#2259tiny plastic angry goat8
#2811tiny plastic anime smiley2
#2790tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#4862tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#3938tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#2791tiny plastic beanbat2
#2573tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#1466tiny plastic blooper5
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#2096tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#2814tiny plastic fruit golem2
#3988tiny plastic fuzzy dice4
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#3957tiny plastic ghuol whelp4
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#4853tiny plastic howling balloon monkey3
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#2184tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#2728tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#3975tiny plastic mosquito4
#2800tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#2176tiny plastic scary clown3
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2171tiny plastic senile lihc3
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3367tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#334tiny plastic stocking mimic2
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#2766tiny plastic topiary golem2
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2193tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni3
#2763tiny plastic warwelf2
#2700tiny plastic whitesnake2
#1766tiny plastic zmobie4

Wow, that's 1,034 items total!

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