satirepasta

RankItemQuantity
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#54Mob Penguin cellular phone439
#96flashing novelty button7
#41mini-zeppelin2
#205miniature stuffed Goth Giant3
#5tattered paper crown8
#248tattered scrap of paper22

Wow, that's 486 items total!

what items are this player missing?