| #1223 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #448 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #299 | Crimbuck | 3,000 |
| #4248 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #791 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #594 | Orcish frat-paddle | 2 |
| #2544 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1005 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #770 | antique spear | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #903 | bat wing | 2 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #378 | bird rib | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #666 | black shield | 1 |
| #569 | black sword | 2 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #242 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #372 | brick of sand | 2 |
| #258 | burst hellseal brain | 25 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #726 | chef's hat | 5 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #3273 | club necklace | 1 |
| #880 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #847 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #762 | drum machine | 1 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #292 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #322 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #193 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #290 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #718 | eXtreme mittens | 2 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #573 | empty meat tank | 2 |
| #1947 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #218 | fairy gravy boat | 5 |
| #571 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #604 | frilly skirt | 3 |
| #264 | furry pants | 2 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #1349 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1637 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #696 | glass of goat's milk | 4 |
| #5204 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #824 | handful of sand | 2 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #576 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #384 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #676 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #541 | mother's little helper | 2 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #3384 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #495 | palm frond | 6 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #101 | pixel sword | 2 |
| #885 | red class ring | 3 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3651 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #201 | shredded hellseal hide | 30 |
| #801 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1155 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #7816 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6934 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6269 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5751 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #38 | teflon swim fins | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #230 | torn hellseal sinew | 26 |
| #893 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #473 | water wings | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |