| #186 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 11 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #90 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #509 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 5 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #856 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #318 | mugcake | 8 |
| #948 | personalized coffee mug | 2 |
| #681 | pink clay bead | 9 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #1026 | pretty flower | 19 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #24 | rubber nubbin | 2 |
| #106 | sneaky wrapping paper | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1862 | stuffed key | 10 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2067 | stuffed mink | 11 |
| #2782 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2549 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2661 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #2515 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #203 | three-tiered wedding cake | 3 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |