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| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
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| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2939 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #275 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #22 | around the world | 403 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
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| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #230 | love song of naughty innuendo | 10 |
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| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
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| #174 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 157 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #362 | piece of wedding cake | 16 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #591 | spider web | 35 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #157 | sunken chest | 109 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 11 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 10 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 11 |
| #407 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 17 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #550 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 13 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #667 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 11 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #908 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #631 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 12 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #857 | tiny plastic star starfish | 20 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #617 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 15 |
| #504 | tiny plastic taco cat | 14 |
| #910 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #734 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #576 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 12 |
| #804 | tiny plastic zmobie | 9 |
| #257 | yellow snowcone | 125 |