the pheARSomE phantom

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#473Dyspepsi-Cola133
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#848Imp Ale99
#16Knob Goblin harem pants502
#646Knob sausage1
#615Mob Penguin protection contract1
#23Mr. Eh?1
🥉Radio Free Pants1
#312Spam Witch sammich122
#1225Time Juice3
#34Tome of Snowcone Summoning1
#551Valentine45
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#22asparagus stir-fry21
#1071awful poetry journal24
#5461badass belt4
#1074batgut2
#524bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
🥈blue traffic cone1
#28bow10
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#5011box of sunshine7
#147broken cellular phone43
#1216candy cane27
#1030cast1
#997cheap toaster2
#985chrome ore1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1025disease1
#215draggin' ball hat44
#1436eggnog7
#225flaming talons43
#2822gingerbread bugbear3
#436guano coffee cup2
#134imitation nice watch1
#51iron pasta spoon191
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#628lemon32
#358mafia aria70
#382maple leaf1
#241meat vortex207
#128menorette2
#1171original G1
#86oyster basket100
#1315pail3
#396palm-frond toupee1
#855pet rock9
🥉phat turquoise bead27,386
#15phat turquoise bracelet199
🥇pirate hook1
#163pixellated candy heart105
#601radio button candy1
#146severed rocking horse head3
#13small Crimbo Pressie1
#102spray paint98
#1064spring1
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#815windchimes1

Wow, that's 29,581 items total!

what items are this player missing?