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| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #432 | Crimbuck | 2,370 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #25 | Frown Exerciser | 2 |
| #951 | Go-Wassail | 3 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #227 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #27 | Inner Wisdom | 7 |
| #638 | Microplushie: Bropane | 9 |
| #701 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #628 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #721 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 5 |
| #581 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 13 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #743 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 3 |
| #620 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 12 |
| #640 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 6 |
| #560 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 11 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #10 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| #9 | The Kloop in the Coop | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #381 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #89 | blind-packed capsule toy | 207 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #387 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #277 | evil golden arches | 2 |
| #11 | lowercase N | 2,781 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #294 | plastic ingot | 9 |
| #602 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #113 | soul doorbell | 3 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #97 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #61 | spiritual fruitcake | 4 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2923 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2208 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2884 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2393 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2924 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2783 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2210 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #546 | wind-up meatcar | 12 |