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| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #431 | Crimbuck | 2,370 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #25 | Frown Exerciser | 2 |
| #949 | Go-Wassail | 3 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #226 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #314 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #28 | Inner Wisdom | 7 |
| #634 | Microplushie: Bropane | 9 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #623 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #718 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 5 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 13 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #739 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 3 |
| #615 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 12 |
| #636 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 6 |
| #555 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 11 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #11 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| #11 | The Kloop in the Coop | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #382 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #89 | blind-packed capsule toy | 207 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #276 | evil golden arches | 2 |
| #11 | lowercase N | 2,781 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #293 | plastic ingot | 9 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #113 | soul doorbell | 3 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #98 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #63 | spiritual fruitcake | 4 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2908 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2202 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2867 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2386 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2908 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2202 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #547 | wind-up meatcar | 12 |