| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #246 | C.H.U.M. chum | 2 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #169 | Gummi-DNA | 7 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #81 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 2 |
| #216 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #455 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 4 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1151 | abominable snowcone | 3 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #547 | balaclava baklava | 2 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #844 | blue plasma ball | 3 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #79 | bottle of melodramamine | 1 |
| #597 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 2 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #107 | brown crock marble | 5 |
| #294 | bucket of honey | 2 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate disco ball | 2 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #38 | cotton candy cone | 55 |
| #443 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #406 | cursed bottle of rum | 2 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1983 | elven cellocello | 3 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #159 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 8 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #510 | figurine of a stinking seal | 3 |
| #210 | figurine of an ancient seal | 3 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #163 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 2 |
| #170 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 2 |
| #142 | green peawee marble | 5 |
| #594 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1817 | herringcello | 3 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #31 | little parachute guy | 5 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #393 | many-eyed glasses | 4 |
| #112 | meat st‰¿bing club | 3 |
| #9 | miniature tophat | 4 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #62 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #1726 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #78 | red China marble | 5 |
| #56 | ribbon candy | 40 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #102 | slime convention coupons | 2 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #108 | slime convention t-shirt | 2 |
| #107 | tin rations | 2 |
| #108 | white-label gin | 2 |