| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #322 | Crimbuck | 2,958 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #197 | The Art of Slapfighting | 5 |
| #76 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 18 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #26 | blue raspberry troll doll | 3 |
| #21 | bone spurs | 3 |
| #24 | boneana hammock | 2 |
| #22 | bonedanna | 2 |
| #468 | bottle of Blank-Out | 17 |
| #387 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #8 | cinnamon troll doll | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1369 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #4 | grape troll doll | 9 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #1708 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| 🥈 | sleeping piano cat | 2 |
| #8 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 4 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |