| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1776 | Valentine | 4 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #101 | moxie weed | 330 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #557 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #199 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #78 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 9 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2744 | toast | 12 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #1181 | useless powder | 24 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |