| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1777 | Valentine | 4 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #59 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #101 | moxie weed | 330 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #198 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #79 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 9 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2750 | toast | 12 |
| #52 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #1180 | useless powder | 24 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |