| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #767 | CRIMBCO scrip | 145 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #823 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #934 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2150 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #775 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #618 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #466 | portable photocopier | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #321 | stolen office supplies | 5 |
| #1781 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
Wow, that's 245 items total!
what items are this player missing?