| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #769 | CRIMBCO scrip | 145 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #817 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #620 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #469 | portable photocopier | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #320 | stolen office supplies | 5 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |