Verdict

RankItemQuantity
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#470Elmley shades1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#1200M-2421
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#459ancient protein powder5
#295ancient spice7
#198crown-shaped beanie1
#813drab sonata1
#637duct tape46
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#810filthy lucre41
#496foam noodle1
#578frayed rope belt1
#5199handful of confetti1
#621hobo nickel275
#577inflatable duck1
#218mummy mask1
#715mummy wrapping4
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#213palm-frond whip1
#807party hat1
#1586roll of toilet paper12
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#18slime-covered lantern1
#1120snake1
#1135sparkler1
#3791spectre scepter1
#6296stuffed Cheshire bitten4
#7825stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#6980stuffed angry cow3
#7014stuffed astral badger3
#6372stuffed baby gravy fairy4
#5191stuffed cocoabo6
#3262stuffed flaming gravy fairy14
#5826stuffed frozen gravy fairy5
#6331stuffed hand turkey4
#5755stuffed mind flayer5
#6375stuffed scary death orb4
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#6372stuffed sleazy gravy fairy4
#7679stuffed snowy owl2
#6997stuffed spooky gravy fairy3
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#7774stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#7823stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#71tiny slimy cyst35
#1443useless powder10
#139wad of slimy rags5
#474water wings1
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#590wreath of laurels1

Wow, that's 536 items total!

what items are this player missing?