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| #768 | Angry Farmer candy | 69 |
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| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
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| #284 | around the world | 6 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
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| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #239 | bargain flash powder | 2 |
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| #316 | big boom | 2 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #595 | bilge wine | 7 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
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| #598 | black pixel | 19 |
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| #307 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 2 |
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| #202 | bronzed locust | 12 |
| #200 | brown sugar cane | 27 |
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| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #257 | cactus fruit | 8 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #257 | carbonated water lily | 20 |
| #259 | centipede eggs | 12 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
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| #1171 | coconut shell | 2 |
| #551 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 4 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #858 | disassembled clover | 24 |
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| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
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| #471 | water wings | 1 |
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