| #4 | ASCII shirt | 1,820 |
| #1376 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #3537 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #729 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #621 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
| #1126 | handful of confetti | 36 |
| #43 | hot wing | 2,822 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #5 | puzzling ribbon | 2 |
| #19 | strawberry daiquiri | 632 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #2662 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2687 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #185 | wang | 14 |