Flanked

RankItemQuantity
#899tiny bottle of absinthe2
#651tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#567tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf13
#963tiny plastic Axe Wound8
#511tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth9
#665tiny plastic Beelzebozo7
#1228tiny plastic Black Knight6
#1193tiny plastic Bonerdagon4
#437tiny plastic Boss Bat10
#744tiny plastic Cheshire bat23
#220tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#998tiny plastic Crimbo elf10
#664tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer15
#729tiny plastic Crimbo wreath5
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#636tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#374tiny plastic Felonia11
#916tiny plastic G Imp8
#669tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser11
#733tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester10
#549tiny plastic Hellion13
#740tiny plastic Iiti Kitty10
#434tiny plastic Knob Goblin King10
#331tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter19
#934tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl8
#549tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist13
#732tiny plastic Knott Yeti10
#214tiny plastic MechaElf1
#578tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy12
#2785tiny plastic Protagonist2
#489tiny plastic Spam Witch14
#822tiny plastic Spunky Princess9
#1192tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski4
#1191tiny plastic The Man4
#1072tiny plastic Trouser Snake7
#956tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo4
#237tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#844tiny plastic XXX pr0n9
#2627tiny plastic accordion thief2
#1086tiny plastic angry bugbear7
#1309tiny plastic angry goat14
#584tiny plastic anime smiley12
#243tiny plastic animelf1
#930tiny plastic apathetic lizardman8
#829tiny plastic astronomer9
#1135tiny plastic baby gravy fairy16
#849tiny plastic barrrnacle21
#582tiny plastic beanbat12
#1279tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar4
#918tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball19
#951tiny plastic blooper8
#501tiny plastic brainsweeper14
#835tiny plastic briefcase bat9
#1039tiny plastic cocoabo17
#1387tiny plastic coffee pixie13
#927tiny plastic conservationist hippy5
#531tiny plastic cubist bull13
#737tiny plastic demoninja10
#1097tiny plastic disco bandit5
#1084tiny plastic drunk goat7
#914tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus8
#594tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker12
#609tiny plastic fluffy bunny12
#828tiny plastic fruit golem9
#784tiny plastic fuzzy dice22
#886tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick20
#717tiny plastic ghuol whelp24
#809tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers9
#953tiny plastic goth giant8
#867tiny plastic grue20
#714tiny plastic handsome mariachi10
#696tiny plastic hermit7
#1218tiny plastic howling balloon monkey15
#856tiny plastic killer bee20
#808tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box9
#1156tiny plastic leprechaun16
#999tiny plastic levitating potato18
#716tiny plastic lobsterfrogman10
#789tiny plastic mosquito22
#868tiny plastic ninja snowman9
#830tiny plastic pastamancer6
#865tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime20
#1815tiny plastic sauceror3
#952tiny plastic scary clown8
#698tiny plastic seal clubber7
#1059tiny plastic senile lihc7
#953tiny plastic smarmy pirate8
#827tiny plastic spiny skelelton9
#1055tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton17
#968tiny plastic spooky vampire8
#951tiny plastic stab bat19
#969tiny plastic star starfish18
#585tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#568tiny plastic sweet nutcracker16
#1083tiny plastic taco cat7
#225tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#810tiny plastic topiary golem9
#720tiny plastic turtle tamer7
#1070tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni7
#533tiny plastic warwelf13
#721tiny plastic whitesnake10
#501tiny plastic zmobie14
#863tiny shaker of salt2

Wow, that's 1,030 items total!

what items are this player missing?