| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #766 | Crimbuck | 1,074 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #417 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 6 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #653 | Wand of Nagamar | 6 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #292 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1219 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #2329 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4843 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1514 | useless powder | 8 |
| #1332 | valuable trinket | 26 |