Pontificator

RankItemQuantity
#52ancient turtle shell1
#123blue shell1
#141bottlecap turtle1
#230box turtle1
#971dirty hobo gloves2
#1628disassembled clover1
#126dueling turtle1
#1033friendly cheez blob2
#195furry green turtle1
#43ginormous pumpkin9
#178grinning turtle1
#225hedgeturtle1
#23huge pumpkin22
#232knobby helmet turtle1
#129padded tortoise1
#161painted turtle1
#95samurai turtle1
#179sewer turtle1
#201skeletortoise1
#422sleeping wereturtle1
#189slime convention t-shirt1
#121soup turtle1
#1210spectre scepter24
#1004stray chihuahua2
#2006stuffed Baron von Ratsworth12
#7825stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#1674stuffed Meat19
#1831stuffed alien blob3
#7693stuffed cocoabo2
#922stuffed crazy bastard sword6
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#2007stuffed key8
#647stuffed martini12
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#1945stuffed mink13
#1917stuffed monocle14
#7885stuffed scary death orb2
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#1685stuffed spooky mushroom4
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#1676stuffed teddy butler19
#2026stuffed tin of caviar12
#1735stuffed treasure chest13
#168syncopated turtle1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1798tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf4
#1762tiny plastic Axe Wound4
#1175tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth4
#1544tiny plastic Beelzebozo3
#1480tiny plastic Black Knight5
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#2846tiny plastic Cheshire bat6
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#2168tiny plastic G Imp3
#2171tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser3
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1458tiny plastic Hellion5
#1091tiny plastic Iiti Kitty7
#739tiny plastic Knob Goblin King6
#2195tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter3
#1473tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl5
#1487tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist5
#1065tiny plastic Knott Yeti7
#1756tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy4
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#1746tiny plastic Spunky Princess4
#1520tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#1520tiny plastic The Man3
#2150tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1427tiny plastic XXX pr0n5
#1794tiny plastic accordion thief3
#1510tiny plastic angry bugbear5
#2259tiny plastic angry goat8
#1742tiny plastic anime smiley4
#2160tiny plastic apathetic lizardman3
#2138tiny plastic astronomer3
#2900tiny plastic baby gravy fairy6
#3316tiny plastic barrrnacle5
#1451tiny plastic beanbat5
#1813tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball10
#2198tiny plastic blooper3
#1767tiny plastic brainsweeper4
#1216tiny plastic briefcase bat6
#1382tiny plastic cocoabo13
#1824tiny plastic coffee pixie10
#2096tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#1069tiny plastic cubist bull7
#1778tiny plastic demoninja4
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#1218tiny plastic drunk goat6
#2137tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus3
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#1484tiny plastic fluffy bunny5
#1210tiny plastic fruit golem6
#2534tiny plastic fuzzy dice7
#1830tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick10
#1216tiny plastic ghuol whelp15
#2803tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#1412tiny plastic grue13
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#1652tiny plastic howling balloon monkey11
#3266tiny plastic killer bee5
#2184tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#2229tiny plastic leprechaun8
#2889tiny plastic levitating potato6
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1495tiny plastic mosquito12
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#2251tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime8
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#1077tiny plastic scary clown7
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1451tiny plastic senile lihc5
#1246tiny plastic smarmy pirate6
#1430tiny plastic spiny skelelton5
#2560tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton7
#2825tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#2514tiny plastic stab bat7
#1029tiny plastic star starfish17
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#2894tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#2147tiny plastic taco cat3
#2766tiny plastic topiary golem2
#1375tiny plastic turtle tamer4
#2193tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni3
#1074tiny plastic warwelf7
#2700tiny plastic whitesnake2
#1766tiny plastic zmobie4
#111torquoise1
#126tortoboggan1
#198turtle wax1
#286turtlemail bits1

Wow, that's 661 items total!

what items are this player missing?