| #522 | "DRINK ME" potion | 5 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #909 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #356 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 21 |
| #597 | 2-ball | 6 |
| #672 | 3-ball | 5 |
| #188 | 30669 scroll | 64 |
| #269 | 33398 scroll | 85 |
| #96 | 334 scroll | 83 |
| #886 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #189 | 4-dimensional guitar | 10 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #644 | 5-ball | 5 |
| #782 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #417 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 6 |
| #713 | 7-ball | 5 |
| #600 | 8-ball | 31 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #999 | Angry Farmer candy | 36 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #157 | a butt tuba | 8 |
| #184 | abominable blubber | 2 |
| #384 | accidental cider | 2 |
| #293 | acid-squirting flower | 12 |
| #583 | acoustic guitarrr | 4 |
| #254 | adder bladder | 38 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #289 | all-purpose cleaner | 19 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #774 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 9 |
| #310 | ancient frozen dinner | 6 |
| #109 | ancient poisoned dart | 33 |
| #186 | ancient protein powder | 33 |
| #95 | ancient spice | 47 |
| #105 | ant agonist | 38 |
| #383 | antique greaves | 14 |
| #458 | antique hand mirror | 4 |
| #454 | antique helmet | 10 |
| #404 | antique packet of ketchup | 2 |
| #381 | antique shield | 14 |
| #465 | antique spear | 10 |
| #229 | armgun | 11 |
| #553 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #288 | asbestos crossbow | 2 |
| #536 | awful poetry journal | 139 |
| #2313 | badass belt | 22 |
| #656 | baggie of powdered sugar | 17 |
| #301 | ballroom blintz | 10 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |