| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #56 | 11-leaf clover | 11 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #221 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #376 | Crimbo Credit | 10 |
| #290 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 6 |
| #21 | Crimbo crystal shards | 21 |
| #118 | Crimbo dinner | 2 |
| #171 | Crimbo food scraps | 6 |
| #488 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 21 |
| #419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| #97 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 35 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #137 | Crimbosmopolitan | 2 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #66 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 9 |
| #23 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 1 |
| #460 | FDKOL hotcakes | 2 |
| #94 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| #454 | Go-Wassail | 38 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #788 | Schrödinger's thermos | 6 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #139 | Trainbot slag | 17 |
| #70 | Wrecked Generator | 2 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #94 | bottle of Crimbognac | 3 |
| #55 | bottle of fire | 551 |
| #10 | cabooze | 30 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #424 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #10 | chocomotive | 33 |
| #57 | cinnamon machine oil | 203 |
| #46 | cookie cookie | 9 |
| #71 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 4 |
| #69 | crystal Crimbo platter | 4 |
| #130 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 2 |
| #96 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 69 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #168 | epic wad | 3 |
| #262 | extra-greasy slider | 9 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #8 | freightcake | 39 |
| #110 | fudge bunny | 5 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #134 | honey-drenched ham slice | 8 |
| #55 | hot daub | 24 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #81 | industrially-crushed ice | 17 |
| #57 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 50 |
| #63 | java cookie | 8 |
| #716 | jerky coins | 15 |
| #17 | karma shawarma | 67 |
| #196 | kiwi | 12 |
| #38 | leftover pasty | 1 |
| #45 | lost elf luggage | 141 |
| #121 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 11 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #195 | nugget of Crimbonium | 13 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #313 | peppermint tailings | 17 |
| #23 | perl necklace | 13 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #34 | petit fortran | 13 |
| #77 | pile of Trainbot parts | 334 |
| #83 | ping-pong ball | 157 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #58 | plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #132 | powdered candy sushi set | 7 |
| #511 | quantum taco | 15 |
| #20 | ruby on canes | 12 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #93 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #53 | shadow bread | 4 |
| #52 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #47 | shadow flame | 4 |
| #54 | shadow fluid | 2 |
| #39 | shadow glass | 3 |
| #41 | shadow ice | 2 |
| #40 | shadow nectar | 6 |
| #59 | shadow sausage | 2 |
| #44 | shadow sinew | 4 |
| #43 | shadow skin | 7 |
| #55 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #50 | shadow venom | 2 |
| #259 | smoking grass | 335 |
| #36 | spice melange | 11 |
| #89 | steamed oyster | 12 |
| #30 | tempura green and red bean | 2 |
| #285 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 4 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #75 | very fancy whiskey | 1 |
| #296 | warbear battery | 8 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #403 | warbear whosit | 163 |