| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #911 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #529 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 7 |
| #190 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #1355 | Crimbuck | 288 |
| #727 | Goodfella contract | 9 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #382 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 17 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #166 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 16 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #568 | baconstone | 14 |
| #75 | begpwnia | 131 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #90 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #8 | perfectly ordinary frog | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #340 | really dense meat stack | 19 |
| #648 | solid gold bowling ball | 25 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #77 | tulip | 12 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #527 | wrench bracelet | 5 |
Wow, that's 582 items total!
what items are this player missing?