Ryanesque

RankItemQuantity
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#785ASCII shirt1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#3211Crimbuck1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#714adder bladder2
#706all-purpose cleaner1
#116alpha-mail pants1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#483anti-anti-antidote1
#485armgun1
#132bad-ass club1
#151basic meat spork1
#1172batgut1
#382big boom1
#1046black pixel1
#1231blue pixel1
#3305bottle of goofballs4
#1095bum cheek1
#351can of Ghuol-B-Gone™1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#246cottage1
#19creepy-ass club1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#1153disassembled clover9
#763drum machine1
#26evil-ass club1
#761fake blood1
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#778figurine of a charred seal1
#905figurine of a cold seal1
#147figurine of a cute baby seal1
#408figurine of a shadowy seal2
#478figurine of a sleek seal3
#585figurine of a slippery seal1
#640figurine of a stinking seal1
#422figurine of a wretched-looking seal1
#252figurine of an ancient seal2
#181figurine of an armored seal1
#619flange1
#151floaty gravel1
#416floaty pebbles1
#90floaty rock1
#987floaty sand1
#45frigid-ass club1
#1109green pixel1
#402half-rotten brain1
#24hot-ass club1
#20nasty-ass club1
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
#1729really dense meat stack1
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#1189ten-leaf clover1
#1841towel1
#2411valuable trinket1
#586white collar1
#802white picket fence1
#1027white pixel1
#416white rice1
#1046wussiness potion1

Wow, that's 80 items total!

what items are this player missing?