| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #714 | adder bladder | 2 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #1044 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1227 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1149 | disassembled clover | 9 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #903 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #409 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #252 | figurine of an ancient seal | 2 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #990 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #805 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #1048 | wussiness potion | 1 |