| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #714 | adder bladder | 2 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1153 | disassembled clover | 9 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #408 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #252 | figurine of an ancient seal | 2 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1027 | white pixel | 1 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |