| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #28 | Crimbo stocking | 4 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #508 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 5 |
| #14 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1,000 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #905 | Valentine | 16 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1952 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #110 | bow | 4 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |