| #8 | Black No. 2 | 21,448 |
| #28 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 666 |
| #19 | Blatantly Canadian | 1,867 |
| #32 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 66 |
| #30 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 66 |
| #55 | Corpse Island iced tea | 66 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #34 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 66 |
| #39 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 66 |
| 🥉 | White Hyborian | 985 |
| #6 | adder bladder | 30,597 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #9 | baseball | 1,161 |
| #19 | black & tan | 666 |
| #24 | black cowboy hat | 6 |
| #84 | black facepaint | 6 |
| #7 | black forest cake | 4,639 |
| #87 | black forest ham | 66 |
| #59 | black greaves | 66 |
| #58 | black helmet | 66 |
| #176 | black kettle drum | 6 |
| #4 | black pepper | 6,666 |
| #825 | black pixel | 6 |
| #700 | black plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #728 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #84 | black pudding | 66 |
| #18 | black sheepskin diploma | 66 |
| #59 | black shield | 66 |
| 🥉 | black snake skin | 16,095 |
| #833 | black striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #72 | black sword | 66 |
| #64 | blackberry | 666 |
| #5 | blackberry combat boots | 666 |
| 🥇 | blackberry galoshes | 8,988 |
| 🥇 | blackberry moccasins | 666 |
| 🥇 | blackberry slippers | 666 |
| #56 | corpse on the beach | 66 |
| #57 | corpsedriver | 66 |
| #54 | corpsetini | 66 |
| #5 | lumbering jack | 1,867 |
| #6 | maple leaf | 1,867 |
| #25 | maple syrup | 1,867 |
| 🥇 | shot of rotgut | 1,337 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #745 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 60 |
| #618 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 71 |
| #61 | stuffed alien blob | 101 |
| #561 | stuffed angry cow | 78 |
| #689 | stuffed astral badger | 68 |
| #751 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 65 |
| #435 | stuffed can of asparagus | 10 |
| #600 | stuffed cocoabo | 72 |
| #222 | stuffed doppelshifter | 69 |
| #633 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 72 |
| #581 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 79 |
| #635 | stuffed gray blob | 47 |
| #573 | stuffed hand turkey | 78 |
| #679 | stuffed mind flayer | 70 |
| #535 | stuffed scary death orb | 83 |
| #735 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 29 |
| #630 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 73 |
| #600 | stuffed snowy owl | 73 |
| #675 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 69 |
| #105 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 70 |
| #839 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 56 |
| #763 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 63 |
| #328 | thin black candle | 666 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 666 |
| #13 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 366 |
| #5 | white Canadian | 1,867 |
| 🥈 | white Xanadian | 1,337 |