| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #589 | CRIMBCO mug | 19 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #366 | Corpse Island iced tea | 14 |
| #323 | Crimbo candied pecan | 37 |
| #364 | Crimbo fudge | 31 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #12 | FDKOL hotcakes | 600 |
| #56 | Frosty's frosty mug | 34 |
| #625 | Go-Wassail | 20 |
| #53 | Hodgman's blanket | 23 |
| #168 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #62 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 24 |
| #490 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 20 |
| #341 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 40 |
| #321 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 44 |
| #290 | Typical Tavern swill | 15 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #486 | beertini | 3 |
| #223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #701 | brine | 24 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #1128 | candied yams | 7 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1024 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #889 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #84 | extra-greasy slider | 32 |
| #99 | frozen banquet | 19 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #518 | fudgecule | 1,508 |
| #955 | ghost cucumber | 35 |
| #477 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #958 | green gummi ingot | 2 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #531 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #687 | herbal stuffing | 11 |
| #79 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 31 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #659 | jerky coins | 20 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #953 | red gummi ingot | 2 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #53 | spectral pickle | 430 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #969 | yellow gummi ingot | 2 |