| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| #575 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #589 | CRIMBCO mug | 19 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #367 | Corpse Island iced tea | 14 |
| #327 | Crimbo candied pecan | 37 |
| #365 | Crimbo fudge | 31 |
| #587 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #12 | FDKOL hotcakes | 600 |
| #55 | Frosty's frosty mug | 34 |
| #627 | Go-Wassail | 20 |
| #54 | Hodgman's blanket | 23 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #60 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 24 |
| #490 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 20 |
| #341 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 40 |
| #321 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 44 |
| #291 | Typical Tavern swill | 15 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #489 | beertini | 3 |
| #223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #701 | brine | 24 |
| #352 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #1129 | candied yams | 7 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1027 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #891 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #82 | extra-greasy slider | 32 |
| #100 | frozen banquet | 19 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #520 | fudgecule | 1,508 |
| #955 | ghost cucumber | 35 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #959 | green gummi ingot | 2 |
| #3141 | grue egg | 5 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #533 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #688 | herbal stuffing | 11 |
| #78 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 31 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #660 | jerky coins | 20 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #953 | red gummi ingot | 2 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #54 | spectral pickle | 430 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1239 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #971 | yellow gummi ingot | 2 |